LOOK AT IT.

LOOK.

THE NEXT ONE IS ON AUGUST 10.

THEN THERE'S ANOTHER ONE ON SEPTEMBER 9.

EVEN THOUGH WE'RE HAVING THREE SUPERMOONS IN A ROW EVERYONE IS GOING TO GO CRAZY OVER IT EACH TIME LIKE IT'S THE MOON'S FIRST GOTDANGED PERIGEE IN THE 2,014 YEAR HISTORY OF THE EARTH.

AND THEY'RE GOING TO PRETEND THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE 14% EMBIGGENMENT AND 30% BRIGHTER BRIGHTNESS JUST TO SOUND COOL ON TWITTER.

DAMN, MOON, YOU'RE AWESOME.

[images by the deranged author]