'Godzilla El Niño' Coming to Raid Your Fridge, Teach Your Kids Bad Words
Dennis Mersereau · 08/13/15 02:07PMOh, dear God. Don’t turn around. No, seriously, it’s right behind you. This menacing creature can smell fear and has a thirst for blood. I don’t mean to alarm you, but forecasters predict that a Godzilla El Niño will rise up from the ocean and destroy everything you know and love this winter. Goodbye, friends.