The first movie was good. The second movie was a wonderful, meta-filled nod to the first movie. The third movie is too much. Sharknado is too self-aware for its own good. It’s time to kill the Sharknado.

Netflix just added Syfy's Sharknado 2 to their movie lineup. It was a terrible movie that was terrible on purpose, and it was glorious. The cable network is releasing Sharknado 3 next July, this time destroying Washington D.C. and Orlando with its teethy rage.

Sharknado 2 was light-years better than its predecessor. Delivering in every key area from the leveled-up CGI effects to the laundry list of celebrity cameos, the sequel to last summer's surprise cult classic was perfection.